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An independent real estate satire 
CURB DISAPPEALEvery home tells a story. We translate.

The Translation Desk

Translate a Listing

Paste a listing description and, optionally, its photos. Our correspondent will file a deadpan report. Your text and photos are sent to an AI service (via Lovable AI) to classify the gallery and write the satire. Nothing is saved or published unless you choose “Post this to the front page.” Links are kept for reference only and never fetched.

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Between 40 and 5000 characters.

For your reference only. The link is not opened, fetched, or imported.

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Add the gallery images you have. Each is classified automatically by AI; you can correct any label. Upload only images you're allowed to use.

Your translation will appear here. Nothing has been translated yet.