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Area Condo Offers 24 Photos of Places You Could Go Instead

A one-bedroom unit generously shares its gallery with a café, a farmers market, and a park it does not own.

Ink illustration of a café, a farmers market, and a park, with a small condo building far in the distance.
Illustrative demo imagery — not a photograph of any real listing.

LOWER MARROWFIELD — Prospective buyers browsing the listing for Unit 4C were treated this week to a thorough, affectionate, and frankly exhaustive tour of the neighborhood, including eleven photographs of coffee, six of produce, and seven of a park the unit can see from approximately one window.

Photos
30
Show the home
4
Neighborhood
24

The condo itself appears in four of the 30 images, a ratio that observers described as “confident.” The listing calls the 710-square-foot home a “cozy urban sanctuary,” a phrase which, translated, means you will be within arm's reach of everything you own, and also of a very good flat white.

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