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CURB DISAPPEALEvery home tells a story. We translate.

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Pick a euphemism from the Index or write your own, then preview it on a mug or a shirt with the house mark.

1. The words
2. The object

3. Ordering

Ordering isn't open yet. We won't take orders until your exact words can go to the printer with them, so for now the preview is all there is.

No prices are shown because nothing is for sale yet.

Preview

Illustrative mockup. Printed colors and placement may differ slightly.

Need ideas? Browse The Euphemism Index.